boy, blowjobs sure are a mouthful
jeez, that pun was hard for me to swallow
thanks for your contribution
My chemistry teacher asked us what we knew about chemistry today and I was like “I only know what I’ve learned from Breaking Bad.” So she asked me what I learned from Breaking Bad. I replied by saying “If you know chemistry well enough, you can cook meth.” and she just stared at me for a couple of seconds and asked me if I was aware that I go to a catholic school
- Greg: theo can ye say daddy?
- Theo: N... N...
- Theo: Niall
- Greg: no theo.. where is daddy?
- Theo: *points at niall cardboard cutout*
- Greg: can life really and truely get any worse seriously
i was listening to a screamo song for fun then i heard all this extra yelling that i thought was part of the song but then i realized it was just my family arguing